check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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