It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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