You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
