But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Randomize
