Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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