I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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