Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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