Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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