Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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