He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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