I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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