I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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