I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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