we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
How's work?
Spinning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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