Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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