I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
