Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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