i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This girl is more easily done than said...
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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