I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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