Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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