You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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