I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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