How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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