if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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