i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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