I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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