But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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