i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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