He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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