? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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