Me. At least after what I've been through.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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