I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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