Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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