If i come over, it means nothing
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
