I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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