in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
