Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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