I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It's rum buckets o'clock
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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