Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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