The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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