Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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