Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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