If that was your dad, he is hot
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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