i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
home. puking in laundry basket.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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