We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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