But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
the liver wants what the liver wants
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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