To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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