I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
