Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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