Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
well you can't waste a boner
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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