I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This baby is an asshole
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
