How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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