You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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