My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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