You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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