there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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