i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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