How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
