I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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