I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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