Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
that may or may not have been my penis.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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