so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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